Give us a shout, using your inside voice.

Got a bone to pick with society, or a brilliant idea for our next sarcastic masterpiece? We’re all ears (and maybe a little bit of sass).

We believe that two heads are better than one—especially when those heads are filled with witty, no-nonsense ideas. Whether you want to collaborate, suggest a new phrase, or just share your thoughts on the state of the world, hit us up! Drop us a line, and let’s brainstorm how we can make people chuckle, nod, and maybe even think twice before they litter.

We’re here for the good vibes, the creative spark, and the occasional well-deserved eye roll."