Helping humans be better humans.

Hey there, fellow earthlings! We’re Earth Etiquette—a brand with a mission to bring a little more common sense and courtesy to the world, one cheeky phrase at a time.

For the days when you are about done with people’s nonsense, we’re here to help you remind everyone that social norms are there for a reason. Our apparel is designed to be your not-so-subtle nudge, the snarky voice in the crowd, and the playful poke at those who just don’t get it.

We believe in living life with a smile, a wink, and a well-placed reminder that, hey, it’s really not that hard to be decent. So go ahead, wear your Earth Etiquette with pride and let’s make the world a slightly better place—one sarcastic tee at a time."