Because decorum and decency
never go out of style.

A little sarcasm and a lot of common sense goes a long way.

From reminding folks to use their damn blinkers or not be a litter bug, our apparel is here for those who just don’t get it.

Let everyone know what really drives you nuts.

Have some damn decorum.
(Black Bucket Hat)

$25

Heey, Can you *ucking not?
(Eco Tote Bag)

$28

Spacial Awareness
(Denim Hat)

$25

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Hey, I mean, read the room.

Our apparel is designed to be your not-so-subtle nudge, the snarky voice in the crowd, and the playful poke at those who just don’t get it. We believe in living life with a smile, a wink, and a well-placed reminder that, hey, it’s really not that hard to be decent.

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